What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:40
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Nuts and Butts
No way
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons